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Pence slams Trump, says he was “surrounded by crackpot lawyers”

A little late to the party, former vice president and Chalk-American Mike Pence continued his attacks on Donald Trump following yet another indictment for the disgraced former president but doing so in his weak, cooked-spaghetti manner.  Speaking at what appears to be a tractor showcase in Indianapolis Wednesday, Pence said,  “I want people to know I had no right to overturn the election, and that on that day, President Trump asked me to put him over the Constitution, but I chose the Constitution, and I always will.  And I, ah, I really do believe that, um, anyone who puts themselves over the Constitution should never be President of the United States.  And anyone who asks someone else to put themselves over the Constitution should never be President of the United States again.”  Noting that he “dismissed [fraudulent legal theories] out of hand,” Pence went on to say, “Sadly, the president was surrounded by a group of crackpot lawyers that kept telling him what his itching ears wanted to hear.”

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