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Marge “connects the dots”: Putin’s invasion of Ukraine drove the price of grain up, so we must impeach Joe Biden

The logic doesn’t work.  The facts are all off.  And the style just screams that she really wants to be an effective storyteller like her Democratic colleague from California Katie Porter, but she just fails so miserably.

“This is corruption on the highest level and it cannot be ignored,” drones Georgia Republican animated talking point Marjorie Taylor Greene.  “But for people who don’t understand, like, why are we constantly fighting this fight in Washington, DC, let’s break it down to where it matters.  Y’know, take for example a single mom that is just trying to feed her kids. When she gets to the grocery store, she can hardly afford cereal and bread.  Do you wanna know why?  Because those products are made with grain, and let’s look at where the breadbasket of the world is.  That is in Ukraine.  [Editor’s note:  the US typically produces about 20% more wheat than Ukraine, and US grain producers won’t like Marge denigrating their work.]. So all of America’s is compromised and this comes all the way down to consumers like a single mom who can’t afford to buy cereal and bread because the price of bread and grain has gone up so much with this war in Ukraine, Ukraine.  You see, you have to connect the dots and this is how it works and this is why we have to do everything we can to impeach Joe Biden because he’s a criminal and he, we have all the evidence that we need to do it and then also do everything we can to turn our country around because Democrat policies are destroying our nation.”

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