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Trump lawyer Boris Epshteyn accused of groping multiple women at Arizona nightclub in 2021

In MAGA World, being a sexist pig is a feature, not a bug.  Donald Trump lawyer Boris Epshteyn, possibly Co-conspirator 6 in Trump’s plot to undermine the Constitution, groped a woman and her sister at a Scottsdale bar in 2021, the Arizona Republic reports.  The advisor for the court-designated rapist allegedly would not stop touching and pestering the two women in the early morning hours of October 10, 2021 at the Bottled Blonde nightclub.

“All night he’s been touching me and my sister, especially my sister. He kind of cornered her and grabbed her and is just making her super uncomfortable,” the 27-year-old victim told police, as recorded on the officer’s bodycam.

Epshteyn was charged with “assault touching,” “attempted sexual abuse,” “harassment-repeated acts” and “disorderly conduct-disruptive behavior or fighting.” In a plea deal, he pleaded guilty in to disorderly conduct and served probation, with the plea set aside–essentially expunged from his record–in January 2023.

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