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LB² finally goes to college

Marjorie Taylor Greene‘s “little bitch” Lauren Boebert (LB²) finally made it to college!  The second-term Republican Congresswoman from Colorado, famous for dropping out of high school after getting impregnated by a 24-year-old sex offender who flashed his penis to her classmates in a bowling alley, finally got into a college classroom, but only as a visitor to Adams State University in her district.  Because LB² did not finish high school, did not score well on standardized entry exams, and did not qualify as a legacy,

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