LB² finally goes to college

Great visit at Adams State University for a meeting with President David Tandberg.

Adams State provides a first-class education. The college has helped foster economic development and cultural enrichment in the San Luis Valley.

I look forward to future efforts and interactions… pic.twitter.com/gHnwiKZ4IN

— Rep. Lauren Boebert (@RepBoebert) August 11, 2023

Marjorie Taylor ~~Greene~~‘s “little bitch” Lauren Boebert (LB²) finally made it to college! The second-term Republican Congresswoman from Colorado, famous for dropping out of high school after getting impregnated by a 24-year-old sex offender who flashed his penis to her classmates in a bowling alley, finally got into a college classroom, but only as a visitor to Adams State University in her district. Because LB² did not finish high school, did not score well on standardized entry exams, and did not qualify as a legacy,

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