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The Mad Maddocks of Michigan

Michigan MAGA power couple State Representative Matt and former state GOP co-Chair Meshawn Maddock aren’t doing so great these days owing to the 85 years in prison Meshawn faces following her recent indictment, along with 15 of her compatriots, on eight felony charges related to her signing a fake electoral collage ballot for fat former President Trump in December 2020.

On Thursday the Detroit News reported that a judge had denied Meshawn a pass to travel out of state to attend MyPillow assclown Mike Lindell’s “election summit” in Missouri. “Meshawn Maddock has been denied the opportunity to attend a Republican political summit hosted by Mike Lindell,” lawyer Nick Somberg wrote in a Facebook post. “Astonishingly, the reason is that the AG disapproves of the meeting’s content… The assistant attorney general argued it’s akin to allowing a drunk driving defendant to partake in a wine tasting summit,” Somberg added with extra butthurt.

Then on Friday the Messenger obtained audio of a speech by Matt at a “Free The 16 Electors Poolside Party!” they hosted earlier this month and yeah he just wants all out civil war over his wife getting nailed to the wall for trying to help overturn a free and fair election. “If the government continues to weaponize these departments against conservatives and the citizens that are then the taxpayers, you know what’s going to happen to this country… Someone’s going to get so pissed off, they’re going to shoot someone. That’s what’s going to happen. Or we’re going have a civil war or some sort of revolution. That’s where this is, where this is going.” Meshawn then took the mic for brief remarks, saying only it was “really better for none of us to say anything, which is hard, because I like to say shit.” The party was BYOB, per an invitation, which also asked for donations “for the 16 Michigan Electors fighting the politicized attacks from the Evil AG Dana Nessel!”

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