These Iowa numbers for 2021 California gubernatorial recall election loser Larry Elder, 2022 Michigan gubernatorial primary reject Perry Johnson, and former Arkansas Governor Asa Hutchinson are pretty fucking impressive. Literally zero support. Miami Mayor Francis Suarez and Ryan Binkey – no wait, Binkley – whoever the hell he is, each got at least one out of 406 respondents to support them in this new Des Moines Register/NBC News/Mediacom Iowa survey all the mainstream political media sites are going to be talking about. Mostly the top of the field with Trump and DeSantis and Tim Scott and Mike Pence and blah blah blah so let’s cover the bottom her at National Zero.
And man… Holy freaking shit that sucks for Asa Hutchinson to come in behind that Blinky guy. Like it’s one thing for those assclowns Johnson and Elder to get no support, but for a guy who actually served two terms as governor in a decent-sized red state to get zero support in Iowa… Damn.
Almost feel bad for him. Maybe genuinely feel bad that more Republicans couldn’t just be relatively normal like him and Mitt Romney instead of fucking demented Nazis like Trump and DeSantis.