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Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXXXV

  • Sixteen years ago tonight, Rudy Giuliani was the leading candidate for the GOP presidential nomination.  This week, he had his mugshot taken.
  • Prison’ll change you.  Some get out and dedicate their lives to redeeming themselves.  Others restart their Twitter account.
  • I didn’t think Giuliani would get a mug shot.  I didn’t think daywalkers could be photographed.
  • Vivek Ramaswamy is the love child of Andrew Chang with Kari Lake.
  • Whether he likes it or not, any future Mike Pence political platform will always have a gallows attached to it.
  • When Trump, Giuliani, et al whine that “If they can do it to me, they can do it to you,” do they not understand that that is literally equal justice under the law?  Do they realize the underlying premise of their statement is that they should not be subjected to the same laws as everyone else?
  • By July, I think we all understood Yevgeny Prigozhin was not going to die a natural death.
  • Yeah, it’s completely believable that Trump lost 25 pounds in four months AND grew an inch.  That’s very common for a 77-year-old.
  • The start of a new school year, when all the classrooms smell of fresh cat litter… Oh, wait, that was the last election cycle’s culture war issue.
  • Fries with malt vinegar and Old Bay > fries with gravy > fries with cheese 
  • There’s gotta be more coming, right?  This can’t be…

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