Categories
Uncategorized

Federal Judicial Conference says “fuck off, LOL” to Americans hoping to watch Trump federal criminal trials on television

“The Judicial Conference of the United States on Tuesday approved a change to its broadcast policy that expands the public’s access to civil and bankruptcy proceedings… [blah blah blah] …The change approved Tuesday does not extend to criminal proceedings. Temporary permission to conduct some criminal proceedings by videoconference or teleconference, which had been granted under the 2020 CARES Act, ended on May 10, 2023. Courts have already discontinued use of virtual criminal proceedings, except as otherwise authorized,” says a public access policy update from the federal Judicial Conference, the body that could’ve more or less unilaterally allowed TV cameras in fat former President Trump’s two upcoming federal criminal trials if they wanted to or, at the very least, left it up to Judges Tanya Chutkan and Aileen Cannon to make the call in their courtrooms.

They’ll meet again in March, just as Trump’s first trial in DC is scheduled to get underway. Not knowing anything else about how these decisions are made, we would rate it as not especially likely that they’ll change their minds or, even if they did, that such change could be implemented in a timely fashion where suddenly news crews are allowed in the door during the trial of the century.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

20 minutes ago

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

1 hour ago

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

2 hours ago

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

3 hours ago

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

3 hours ago

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

3 hours ago

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

3 hours ago

Floridians warned not to eat snow

4 hours ago

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

5 hours ago

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

6 hours ago

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

6 hours ago

Why do we need more details?

7 hours ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

8 hours ago

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

8 hours ago

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

16 hours ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

17 hours ago

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

18 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

20 hours ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

21 hours ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

23 hours ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

23 hours ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

1 day ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

1 day ago

National security means arresting kids at school

1 day ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

1 day ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Shrill harpy faces confirmation hearing

1 day ago

Family members of US military among Afghans fucked by Trump

1 day ago

MAGA arsonist and wife, dressed as firefighters and driving old auction-bought fire truck, arrested trying to enter Palisades area

1 day ago

Chef notes he quit before he could be fired

1 day ago

Felon-in-Chief nukes Biden order lowering prescription costs

2 days ago

Enrique Tarrio released from prison

2 days ago

Marco Rubio confirmed unanimously

2 days ago

“What appeared to be a fascist salute”

2 days ago

Scorecard 2025

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

2 days ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

2 days ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

2 days ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

2 days ago

The Oranges of Wrath

3 days ago

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

3 days ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

3 days ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

3 days ago

U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

3 days ago

“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

3 days ago

Cotton and Ricketts meow at Trump’s pledge to save TikTok

3 days ago

Tom Homan backs off planned Chicago immigration raids

3 days ago

Man steps off high speed German train for a smoke, then the doors close and the train starts moving with his luggage still on board…

4 days ago

Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

4 days ago

Judge orders Yoon held for at least 20 days

4 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x