If you’re into newly-single 36-year-old exhibitionist grandmothers intent on destroying the nation, well, today is your day. It turns out that going to second base with Lauren Boebert at “Beetlejuice” doesn’t guarantee you a second date: according to the Daily Beast, Boebert has split with Quinn Gallegher, the groper–and to be fair, gropee–seen on security cameras checking the ripeness of the melons while Boebert went to the meat counter. “Great man, great friend, and I wish him all the best,” she said after humiliating him to a national audience.