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Orange Warlord commands Republicans to sue to halt Pennsylvania governor’s automatic voter registration program

“Pennsylvania is at it again! The Radical Left Governor, Josh Shapiro, has just announced a switch to Automatic Voter Registration, a disaster for the Election of Republicans, including your favorite President, ME! This is a totally Unconstitutional Act, and must be met harshly by Republican Leadership in Washington and Pennsylvania. Likewise, the RNC, and Ronna McDaniel, must spend their time working on this, instead of meaningless Debates where I am up by more than 50 points.”

“Pennsylvania, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, Wisconsin, and others, are far more important than ‘Aida,’ Sloppy Chris, Lyin’ Mike Pence, Nikki ‘Birdbrain’ Haley, Ron (‘Dead Campaign’) DeSanctimonious, and the others. Start suing now, & get the right lawyers this time! The Pennsylvania Republican Party must likewise not let this happen. It will be a disaster for our Nation, which is being destroyed by these Lunatics, Marxists, & Fascists, whose only real ability is to CHEAT on Elections,” writes twice-impeached and four-times indicted former President Trump in a 12:16 AM Truth Social post.

Way to Streisand Effect this. It’s already a thing in 24 states (plus Washington, DC), including Georgia, Michigan, and Nevada which just might kind of indicate it’s not “totally unconstitutional” at all and there’s no point in trying to block it in court. Unless he wants the GOP to draw more attention to his fear of more people getting registered to vote. Then by all means they should go ahead.

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