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QAnon fans surely thrilled by Trump saying “Do your own research”

QAnon “patriots” are almost certainly to erupt with joy after their Lord and Savior spoke the magic words “Do your own research” as he left court in New York on Tuesday. Trump’s utterance of the creed central to the apocalyptic death cult’s ethos of connecting random bits of information to each other to divine their inane conspiracy theories will no doubt be seen as a validation and encouragement of such lifestyle habits and will spur them to consume massive quantities of court documents and discovery evidence in the hopes of “exonerating” the failed one-term president.

In the real world Trump is simply admitting he was full of shit and is trying to claim there was no real harm caused by his fraudulent business practices, which would be like claiming that he never actually sold any of the classified documents he stole and the government got them back in the end.

Trump also told reporters he would take the stand to testify “at the appropriate time.” Then he accused the court clerk of being Chuck Schumer’s “girlfriend” on Truth Social.

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