Thursday’s edition of Punchbowl News points out the major vulnerability to spandex-wearing grapple-freak Congressman Jim Jordan’s bid for the Speakership: His alleged Paterno-ing of the Ohio State University sex scandal in which wrestlers on his team were molested by that sick fuck doctor while Jordan was their assistant coach. Multiple former wrestlers on the team have alleged they told Jordan about it and he did nothing, so we can probably look forward to rival Steve Scalise’s operation to be firing up leaks about the accusations should the race get close.