You will not be surprised to learn that GOP presidential primary candidate Vivek Ramaswamy’s story about two protestors ramming his campaign’s vehicle in Grinnell, Iowa on Thursday afternoon was just an accident that had nothing to do with the hecklers, with cops telling the Des Moines register in a statement that the driver “stated she was not in the area to protest, she did not know who the vehicle she struck belonged to, she did not intentionally back into the vehicle, and she did not flee the scene of the accident.” Lefty protestors had indeed been hounding Ramaswamy about his anti-Ukraine stance around the same time, but the minor fender-bender was merely a coincidence.