Two Osceola County, Florida women were charged with armed robbery Thursday in the theft of food from a Taco Bell location on West Irlo Bronson Memorial Highway near Kissimee, Fox 35 reports.
It’s only marginally less stupid than the headline and lede would imply. What Olivia Okolowitcz, 30, and Mikailyn Butcher, 21, actually did was steal bags of food from the rack meant for DoorDash, Uber Eats, etc drivers to pick up the orders. When an employee followed them out into the parking lot is when one of the dumbasses pulled a gun and got misdemeanor larceny bumped up to armed robbery. Cops later found the vehicle parked at a nearby hotel and promptly arrested the banditas.