Categories
Uncategorized

MAGA Congressman writes character letter for Capitol rioter

“Sir, I submit to you this letter in support of Ryan Taylor Nichols. He is a man of good character, faith, and core principles. Today, Mr Nichols will plead guilty after months of negotiation with the Department of Justice. I humbly ask that he receive fair consideration of the whole of circumstances regarding his case, condition, and background. He has already served nearly two years in the District of Columbia jail in pretrial confinement, which has been destructive to his physical (liver issues) and mental health (PTSD). Mr Nichols has been out of incarceration since November 22, 2022. Since this release into house arrest, he has not sought to flee nor shown any indication of dangerous activity. He has instead used this time to reconnect with his wife Bonnie and two sons, Ryan Jr and Blake, as well as recover from the stark conditions he was subjected to in prison.”

“As previously mentioned, Mr Nichols suffers from conditions that have been exacerbated by his time in incarceration. Several of Mr Nichols’ vital measures dropped to dangerous levels as a result of his time in solitary confinement. In particular, he has severe liver issues that require treatment. In his current in-home arrangement, he has been able to receive a regimen that has largely restored his health,” and blah blah blah writes MAGA Louisiana Congressman Clay Higgins to DC Circuit Judge Royce Lamberth pleading the jurist to have mercy on the soul of Capitol rioter Ryan Nichols.

What Higgins, who plainly himself threatened violence each time his Orange God Emperor was indicted this year, leaves out is that Nichols assaulted Capitol police officers during the insurrection. Higgins himself is a former cop (who resigned while under investigation for an excessive force complaint), so it shows how much he “Backs the Blue.” Also is Nichols’s liver problem like a normal, natural liver problem or is it like a Steve Bannon/Rudy Giuliani-type liver problem?

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

K$H greatly angered his Orange Messiah over Milan trip

12 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Demented old slob rants at Texas “energy” rally

13 hours ago

Orange Baby freaks out at tech CEO’s refusal to supplicate to him

14 hours ago

Islamabad claims 297 Taliban dead in so far in war

14 hours ago

Fox News catches Energy Secretary drawing solar power

14 hours ago

DHS announces plan to build gulags in flood-prone areas

15 hours ago

Marketing wizard commands his thrall to rebrand their vaporware

16 hours ago

Fat Hitler claims he’s “exonerated,” wants to “take over” Cuba, etc

17 hours ago

NOS-huffing maniac wanted in Pennsylvania for torching house to kill phantom spider swarm cuffed by NYPD after crashing U-Haul

17 hours ago

NASA adds a second Artemis Lunar test mission

17 hours ago

Suppose it was only a matter of time…

18 hours ago

Colombian pro-Trump party lawmaker’s son finally deported

18 hours ago

Mike Johnson says Republican’s health situation may be “terminal”

19 hours ago

Cabinet secretary’s wife says Trump “too cozy” with commie tyrant

19 hours ago

House schedules grueling two-day workweek in DC

19 hours ago

Wholesale price index crushes expectations in January

20 hours ago

Ivanka’s backup somehow significantly more unqualified for job

20 hours ago

Heartbroken Florida man wasn’t suicidal, just kinda stuck in mud

21 hours ago

Palestinians overtake Israelis on American sympathies: Gallup poll

22 hours ago

Huckabee tells Americans to GTFO of Israel

22 hours ago

US laser shoots down US drone on US soil

1 day ago

Pakistani jets bomb Kabul

1 day ago

Byron Donalds disagrees with Stitt fact-checking MAGA bullshit

1 day ago

Indiana school bus driver manages incredible four year streak of drinking on the job without getting caught and immediately fired

1 day ago

Netflix capitulates in WB bidding war

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Hillary unbowed by Comer’s dumbassery

2 days ago

Stephen Miller “repelled” by Noem-Lewandowski affair: book

2 days ago

Tampa International Airport’s Crocs ban sadly just a joke

2 days ago

Zohran comes out victorious again

2 days ago

Convicted attempted murderer accused of succeeding on cellmate

2 days ago

Trump kayfabes a world where he obeys court orders

2 days ago

Surreptitious shot, consequential chaser

2 days ago

New Doritos Protein to boost Doritos eaters’ athletic edge

2 days ago

Orange God Emperor hears out “Stop the Steal” assclowns’ plan for him to declare “national election emergency” ahead of midterms

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Trump sends JD to lie to voters about US economy

2 days ago

Los Supremos again postpone Carroll v Trump conference

2 days ago

“Prosthetic butthole” dominating entertainment news coverage

2 days ago

Biden didn’t release those missing FBI interviews either, libs

2 days ago

State of the Union ratings lowest ever for Trump

2 days ago

DINGUS RESIGNS: Thran to be sworn in as acting mayor

2 days ago

House Republicans can’t stand being associated with sick sex pest

2 days ago

WEF chairman quits over Epstein ties

2 days ago

Cubans claim Floridians were trying some mini-Bay of Pigs

2 days ago

Hardcore anti-Trump Villager’s MAGA kids don’t really talk to him

2 days ago

Oz and Jaydee announce Medicaid punishment for Minnesotans

3 days ago

Six percent of Trump 2024 voters now disclaim it: pollster

3 days ago

Venezuela attorney general quits

3 days ago

Misogyny okay because a trans swimmer got a bigger trophy

3 days ago

Drunk Republican voter rear-ends cop car at 3:06 pm on a Tuesday

3 days ago

Cuban troops neutralize four suspected Floridian terrorists

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x