Oh, where to start: the accusations that Marjorie Taylor herself was frequently biblically familiar with members of her Crossfit while she still could justifiably use the “Greene” surname? Or the fact that the Republican caucus is quickly becoming an off-brand remake of “Mean Girls” in the reality genre?
According to the Daily Beast, Marge frequently refers to her “little bitch” Lauren Boebert, a.k.a. LB², as a “whore” to her colleagues on the floor of the House, and according to at least one, “Calling her a whore, that’s not new. She’s been doing that for a while.” Of course, Boebert sausaged herself into a revealing dress for an infamous night at the theater, since which she’s been trying to “adult” in public. When asked about the accusations, Marge didn’t deny them and instead accused the reporter of being “drawn to the gossip and the drama.” Gossip and drama, it should be noted, caused by Marge.