Weird how reporting on Joe Biden being cleared of any wrongdoing in his classified documents fuckup can be both “FAKE” and extremely upsetting to the Orange Slob simultaneously, as if it exists in some quantum superposition of reality to him… Or he’s just so demented he doesn’t even re-read the shit he writes before he taps the “Truth!” button on his phone. That’s probably it.

Anyway when we write that Biden is “cleared of any wrongdoing” rather than “No charges” we’re operating on an assumption based on the closest analogue we have to Robert Hur’s investigation: The Mueller Investigation, in which the former FBI director-turned-Russia special counsel (obviously) did not indict Trump because of Justice Department proscriptions on doing so – or even publicly conclude that the fat bastard had committed crimes for which Mueller would have brought before a grand jury if he could have, save for 10 “discrete acts” of “possible” obstruction of justice.

We’re extremely confident that Hur’s report won’t go anywhere close to that, but the “No charges” would be true either way. Even if Joe drove his Corvette up and down Pennsylvania Avenue tossing the documents out in the street, he can’t be charged as long as he’s still president. Still, this is an assumption we’re making and we could be wrong about whether Hur will identify any conduct by Biden that will be prosecutable after he leaves office. We just probably won’t be.