A team of crack “election integrity” interns slaving under their master Ronna Not-Romney McDaniel to review the signatures on the ballot access petition of the extremist “Patriot Party” in Arizona have successfully compelled Secretary of State Adrian Fontes to deny the party access to the ballot in 2024, finding the party 3,000 signatures short, the Arizona Republican reports.
“We’re extremely disappointed. It was close,” said former Republican state legislator John Fillmore, founder of the Patriots. “It’s symptomatic of the insecurity and manipulation of the party over the people. Republicans don’t like the conservatives. They were scared of the competition.”
“Massive victory for transparency and part of our ongoing campaign to ensure fair and honest elections across the country,” Ronna tweeted triumphantly after the big victory for voter choice and all that shit Republicans say when it’s a leftist third party getting squashed from the ballot.