Categories
Uncategorized

Santos claims House members voting while drunk, sleeping with lobbyists in latest Real Housewives of the GOP episode

According to a number of sources, lame-duck Republican New York Congressman Anthony Devolder George Santos was on fire during a Twitter livestream (called something silly like an “X Space”) for a right-wing blogger Friday night, repeatedly taunting his GOP colleagues in the House to expel him including calling the Republican head of the Ethics Committee that investigated him a “pussy.”

Santos doesn’t want to resign his seat; he wants to be kick out so he can claim victimhood like all Republicans crave.  So to put some cream on top of dare to his colleagues to boot him, he added a Madison Cawthorn-esque flourish to the reason he’s not running for reelection:  it’s not because he’s going to get convicted of felonies.  It’s because they’re having frequent sex with lobbyists.

“Within the ranks of the United States Congress, there’s felons galore, there’s people with all sorts of sheisty backgrounds … I have colleagues who are more worried about getting drunk every night with the next lobbyists that they’re going to screw and pretend like none of us know what’s going on and sell off the American people. … Not show up to vote because they’re too hungover or whatever the reason is, or not show up to vote at all and just give their card out like fucking candy for someone else to vote for them. This shit happens every single week. Where are the ethics investigations?”

“I don’t care. You want to expel me? I’ll wear it like a badge of honor,” Santos said. “I’ll be the sixth expelled member of Congress in the history of Congress. And guess what? I’ll be the only one expelled without a conviction.”

Santos jeered Ethics Committee Chair Michael Guest of Mississippi, saying he should “stop being a pussy” and file a motion to throw out Santos himself.  But then, George put on his tough New Yorker attitude: “It ain’t gonna be the dude from Mississippi that’s gonna kick me, a New Yorker, out of Congress.  No offense to people from Mississippi, but making that very, very clear, it’s going to take a lot more than that.”

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Lara Trump assures Fox News fans that Donald’s “faculties” are fine

4 hours ago

Elizabeth Holmes requests clemency

4 hours ago

Turning Point USA cease and desists Candace Owens

6 hours ago

Whistleblower says ICE ordered to ignore Fourth Amendment

6 hours ago

RNC offended by photoshop of fascist cosplayer in new attire

7 hours ago

New York judge nukes Nicole Malliotakis’s district

7 hours ago

Florida boat captain finds 23 keys of cocaine, hilarity ensues

8 hours ago

Turkey Hill launches new “soft-serve-like” hard-serve ice cream

8 hours ago

CNBC d-bag Joe Kernen interview Trump: Live video

9 hours ago

Green TACO Land: Trump says agreement brokered by Rutte

10 hours ago

Japanese rescue helicopter crew avoids dangerous volcanic crater by not landing to check on helicopter crashed in volcanic crater

12 hours ago

Obese corpse continues ranting in Davos: Live video

12 hours ago

Hegseth orders military police to be ready to deploy to Minneapolis

12 hours ago

BREAKING: Newsom knows nothing about Don Lemon’s terrorism

12 hours ago

ISIS bombs Kabul Chinese restaurant to protest Xinjiang

13 hours ago

Walz running for Nebraska governor

13 hours ago

LISTEN LIVE: Los Supremos hear big Trump vs Fed case

14 hours ago

EU freezes US trade deal in middle of Trump Davos speech

14 hours ago

Judge spikes Massie-Khanna bid for Epstein files special master

15 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Cranky Grandpa embarrasses America in Davos

16 hours ago

Florida Capitol rioter told molestation victim he was getting a $10 million payout after pardon, so he shouldn’t report it to cops

16 hours ago

Mary Peltola 49 – Dan Sullivan 47 in Alaska: DSCC poll

17 hours ago

Fox News reports Air Force One has close call with DEI

17 hours ago

“To Every American Who’s Sorry”

18 hours ago

Ex-Burkina Faso junta leader handed over to current junta

19 hours ago

Hannity probably going to fire booker after this Justin Jones hit

1 day ago

Lindsey Halligan gives up the ghost

1 day ago

Jaydee to bring fourth child hated by MAGA base into world

1 day ago

Surprise! DOGE-cels violated court order on Social Security access

1 day ago

Honda salesman rips off shirt, challenges boss to fight after firing

1 day ago

Walz, Frey, and Ellison subpoenaed

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline lets her Orange Jesus take the wheel

1 day ago

Amazon CEO says prices going up thanks to Old Man Trump

1 day ago

Alabama officials suspect serial arsonist in daycare center fires

1 day ago

Look at this violent felon Trump is trying to release into Colorado

2 days ago

Regime to subpoena Minnesota AG Keith Ellison

2 days ago

Fat Hitler commands ICE to parade “murderers and other criminals”

2 days ago

Never forget the 1/18 attack

2 days ago

Bill Cassidy in the room as Trump-backed challenger launches bid

2 days ago

Dem Indiana judge and wife injured in shooting at home

2 days ago

Chinese population decline accelerated in 2025

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Davos-con 2026

2 days ago

Orange King Lear was up late

2 days ago

MAGA Land rips Trump’s unhinged crusade into Nordic dominion

2 days ago

Those libs were so fucking lucky Todd Blanche wasn’t there to shoot them in the face four times for daring to interrupt church

2 days ago

“There is too much media attention on ICE”

2 days ago

National “walkout” urged for 2 PM “local time” Tuesday

2 days ago

US celebrates first MLK Day without guy who wanted it banned

2 days ago

Regime appeals order banning ICE from brutalizing protestors

2 days ago

Powell to stare disapprovingly at Clarence and Sam in person

2 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x