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House to possibly drag Santos out for good on Thursday

Ooh ooh wait! “The House might expel-ish Santos on Thursday”! Or maybe “Santos might have to check out of Congress” because remember he stole a checkbook from a guy in Brazil?

Yeah, that one was a while ago. So was the “drag” and the “Jew-ish” but those stuck around a little better. Anyway for some reason California Dem Robert Garcia on Tuesday again introed a resolution to expel the lying piece of shit George Santos even though the chair of the House Ethics Committee also did before Thanksgiving. The vote will happen on Thursday, just hours after Santos is supposedly holding a “major” press conference on the steps of the Capitol. Should be fun for all.

Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports House GOP leaders are hoping Santos resigns at the presser, but if not they’ll likely move forward on Ethics Chair Michael Guest’s resolution instead of Catsro’s.

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