Federal prosecutors on Friday revealed attempted murder charges against 52 year-old Mexican Mafia gangbanger John Turscak, accusing him of stabbing former Minneapolis cop Derek Chauvin 22 times last Friday at the FCI Tucson prison in Arizona, the Associated Press reports.

Turscak, on a 30 year bid for unspecified crimes, informed for the FBI at some point and – yeah, you already knew where this was going. Right away the fanboys are claiming this is rock solid proof of a Deep State hit on Chauvin. “Oddly enough, Turscak is a former FBI informant!! Coincidence? I don’t think so,” tweeted Laura Loomer. “John Turscak, the man who stabbed Derek Chauvin 22 times, is allegedly a former FBI informant,” wrote “Red Pill News” and so on. This is still fresh so it might be another hour or two before the Gateway Pundit and the other bigger MAGA sites get on it.

Of course these assclowns think “FBI informant” automatically equals “FBI agent,” which is the entire basis of their stupid bullshit “Fedsurrection” conspiracy theory since there were a number of informants among the Capitol rioters. Law enforcement constantly leans on bad guys to get worse guys, and bad guys constantly oblige to save their own asses – or at least minimize their sentences.

If the Department of Justice wanted Chauvin dead they could have announced he was found dead in an empty stairwell and that would be the end of it. They don’t have to coax some asshole who couldn’t even finish the job into it and then charge the guy with attempted murder.

Yes, silly us for expecting that kind of logic from the people who want to believe it. Also funny is how the MAGA kids point out Turscak’s alleged invocation of Black Lives Matter after the assault, which we were to understand was cool with MAGA now that “BLM” endorsed Trump for 2024.