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“You are no better than out-of-control Democrats, Never Trumpers, and enemies of the Make America Great Again movement”

Oklahoma Republican Congressman Kevin Hern is now officially on fat former President Trump’s shitlist, as minions Chris LaCivita and Susan Wiles have caught Hern redhanded using the Holy Visage of the Orange Allah in mailers for his campaign committee, prompting Wiles and LaCivita to write this fucking hilariously bitchy letter to Hern which we’ll print here in full. Emphasis theirs:

“It has come to our attention that House Conservative Victory Fund, a joint fundraising committee that principally benefits [Kevin] Hern for Congress, along with TAG Strategies have been engaging in unauthorized use of President Donald J Trump and his family’s name, image and likeness in your fundraising appeals. Your appeal goes so far as to mislead those who received the solicitation into thinking their donation would help President Trump and his children fight off a weaponized Department of Justice when, in fact, it does not. Earlier this year, we distributed a memo outlining our position: President Trump does not consent to the use of his name, image and likeness in unauthorized fundraising appeals for candidates he has not endorsed and committees he may or may not support. Going forward in determining which candidates he will support, the President and his team will consider whether the candidate is paying a digital fundraising vendor that routinely fundraises off of his name, image and likeness without his authorization.

“With your most recent violation, you have decided to openly and flagrantly disregard our clear guidelines which leaves us no choice but to denounce any political entities and vendors associated with you. We will not allow you or a scam PAC to mislead the American people in order to steal their hard-earned money through dishonest and deceptive tactics usually employed by other scam PACs.”

“Without the Campaign’s formal ‘Seal of Approval’ conferred to entities with whom the Campaign has an established relationship, you are not authorized to use the President or his family’s name, image, and likeness in any way. President Trump has built an unmatched political operation and brand that is unrivaled in modern American history. Throughout this campaign, he has endured constant attacks from the media and deranged Leftist lunatics in an effort to interfere with the election.”

“When you deceive the President’s donors and appropriate his brand for your own political gain and deceptive fundraising, you are no better than out-of-control Democrats, Never Trumpers, and enemies of the Make America Great Again movement.” Jesus Christ, lol.

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