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Jim Jordan wrestles with his Orange Lord and Savior’s fallibility

Spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan and his buddies James Comer and Jason Smith on Tuesday released their ominously-titled “THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT’S DEVIATIONS FROM STANDARD PROCESSES IN ITS INVESTIGATION OF HUNTER BIDEN” interim staff report on the “Weaponization” side of their circlejerk, 78 pages of gratingly boring, minute details of the long-running criminal probe in which Hunter Biden did actually end up getting charged this year.

From the get-go they acknowledge that it all started in November 2018, while their Orange God Emperor was still in office, overseeing the Justice Department with that bald asshole whats-his-name as the Acting Attorney General and then with Bill Barr. It’s not until page 22 that the word “Trump” actually shows up – and it’s the only mention that isn’t some news story URL in a footnote:

“The Committees have obtained information showing that the US Attorney’s Office for the District of Delaware under the leadership of David Weiss also deviated from standard operating procedure to the benefit of Hunter Biden. Although Weiss was initially appointed by President Trump, he was recommended for the position by Delaware’s two Democratic senators, Tom Carper and Chris Coons. In 2021, the Biden Administration asked Weiss to stay on as US Attorney. Weiss had previously been appointed as interim US Attorney in Delaware during the Obama Administration, and had ‘often’ worked with Hunter Biden’s brother, Beau Biden, during Beau Biden’s tenure as Attorney General of Delaware. While Weiss was registered as a Republican, Assistant US Attorney Lesley Wolf, who played a central role in the Hunter Biden investigation, had donated to Democrat campaigns. In a state dominated politically by the Biden family, these facts are not insignificant.”

Emphasis added to highlight how freaking stupid that one “not insignificant” fact is. What the actual fuck, lol. That’s literally the excuse Trump used after Merrick Garland appointed Weiss as Special Counsel (as Republicans in Congress had been demanding for months). Do Jordan, Comer, Smith, and their lackeys think Trump is actually going to read this shit word-for-word so they have to echo one of his stupid Truth Social posts falsely trying to disown Weiss? This is just too funny. “While Weiss was registered as a Republican…” meow meow meow. What fucking cucks.

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