Some readers may notice that the most recent edition of the irregular MAGA Land roundup was published on a Saturday and covered more than one topic. So is this one. But upfront we want to say this is not the beginning of a recurring scheduled recap so much as real-life circumstance fucked us out of doing a round-up on Kevin McCarthy’s unceremonious exit in a timely fashion and, since some other shit happened that pissed them off, we might as well mix in some of those reactions too.
“Taking his bat and ball and going home. Rinos are feeling the heat” – Top comment on the OAN article “Former Speaker McCarthy Leaving Congress Before End Of Term.” The “taking his ball and going home” line showed up a lot, like the fanboys were having some trouble properly articulating how they really felt about a situation they helped create finally coming full circle for them.
“Why is it that politicians will never make personal sacrifices for the sake of the country? Santos should not have been expelled and McCarthy could at least finish his term to keep the democrats from doing even more harm to us American citizens. Why can’t you republicans do the right thing for us so the democrats don’t destroy our lives?” – Top comment on the Thursday Breitbart story “Marjorie Taylor Greene on State of GOP Majority: ‘Hopefully No One Dies,’” covering Sporkfoot’s butthurt reaction to her dog running away. Love the shocked heartbreak and confusion, like self-interest and nihilism aren’t exactly what this asshole commenter regularly votes for.
“2024 House Majority is two less: McCarthy and Santos. Tip of the hat to Gaetz for causing McCarthy to leave (whatever you may think about his politics, he was a reliable REPUBLICAN vote) and a second tip of the hat to all Republicans who didn’t stand up for Santos. He may well have been a POS, but he was no worse than the mutts on the Democrat side of the aisle – and ask yourself this: if Santos were a Democrat and acted as he did, do you think the House Democrats would have abandoned one of their own?” – Top comment on Townhall’s McCarthy article.
“I said when they expelled Santos the rinos were getting ready to hand the house over to dems. And here we are!” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s McCarthy article. “The Washington Generals will always make sure the Harlem Globetrotters win,” says the top reply. Not bad, lol.
While tempting to celebrate Rep. Kevin McCarthy’s retirement, I just want to remind everyone that it means we might lose the house majority before Nov. 2024. With Santos gone, McCarthy gone and 1-2 more retirements coming up, the majority is THIN and could be lost. That’s not…
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) December 6, 2023
“If by some miracle Trump actually wins in 24, I wouldn’t be surprised if he did pick McCarthy for some position in his administration because he has a track record for picking the absolute worst team last time he was in office” – Top comment on RedState.com’s Saturday article “Just Go Away, Kevin: McCarthy Vows to Support Trump, Says He’s Open to Serving in Cabinet if Asked.”
McCarthy say he leaving Congress at the end of the month.
Don’t worry y’all.
We’ll only have a 2-seat majority but even if we had a 200-seat majority, these bastard Republicans would find a way to lose to Democrats.
I think we getting the message that our votes are irrelevant.
— Lavern Spicer 🇺🇸 (@lavern_spicer) December 6, 2023
And now for all the other shit that happened that the fanboys reacted to poorly, starting with the Laura Loomer-led pants-pissing over Taylor Swift’s potential influence on the 2024 election:
This is what happens when we cede culture to the Left. Brainless youth raising themselves on Taylor Swift’s saccharine bland music and that washing over into the serious world of politics.
If we reach the point where Dwayne The Rock Johnson and Taylor Swift run for office… https://t.co/x9ldqAnMB4
— Jeff Clark (@JeffClarkUS) December 6, 2023
“I just don’t understand the appeal. Her lyrics are laughably simplistic and her voice sounds like most other pop star voices. I miss raw, throaty talent like that of Janice Joplin and Tina Turner” – Top comment on the Breitbart story “Left-Wing Pop Sensation Taylor Swift Crowned Time Magazine Person of the Year.” We expect this failure to understand to grow more disconcerting.
“Women vote against us anyway, who gives a shit. If they’re using women as their silver bullet, all we have to do is drop all the pro-woman garbage we’ve been saddled with and stop wasting time on it” – Top reply to a Patriots.Win post titled “The Taylor Swift girlboss psyop has been fully activated. From her hand-selected vaccine shill boyfriend to her DINK lifestyle to her upcoming 2024 voter operation for Democrats on abortion rights.” Not even sure where to start with that one. It’s perfect.
“Taylor Swift, helping the Democrats secure the all-important 13 year old vote” – Top comment on an Instapundit post titled “WELL, THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK: Taylor Swift Is Not a PsyOp,” which links to a HotAir article titled “Taylor Swift Is Not a PsyOp.” So whichever Instapundit poster put that up obviously disagrees with the premise that there’s no “op.”
What’s happening with Taylor Swift is not organic.
— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) December 6, 2023
Then Hunter Biden got indicted again and again it was an “op”:
Timely given Hunter is supposed to show up to our committee this week to be deposed. Of course the DOJ would have never charged him without the IRS whistleblower’s courageous testimonies, but the DOJ left off FARA charges. The income came from foreign countries and we have proof. https://t.co/p11oTMb00L
— Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 (@RepMTG) December 8, 2023
“To answer the question, no. This is just the latest ploy to circumvent Congress. As long as Hunter is under indictment he can give Congress the big Middle Digit Salute and take the 5th on almost every question put to him because it will ‘pertain to an ongoing investigation'” – Top comment on the PJ Media story “Is Hunter Biden’s Luck Finally Running Out?” posted on Friday.
“The timing of this is probably related to two things: the first, Hunter will have a legally viable premise to avoid answering questions from Congress, which will also give Brandon (and the Dems) breathing room to avoid further embarrassment, which brings me to the second thing: the man behind the curtain has decided it’s time for Brandon to go and the indictment is leverage to that end” – Top comment from some 85D chessmaster on Fox News’s article.
Wow!!! Also, the poor addict sympathy card would be a lot more believable if he actually gave back any of the money that he clearly didn’t earn, but we know that ain’t gonna happen! https://t.co/I1Nt1PAhin
— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) December 8, 2023
And we’ll wrap it up other stupid opinions MAGAmerica shared on various other topics:
“The Democrats take everything Trump says literally. They spend hours chin stroking as to ‘what he really means’ when he says such things. Trump lives rent free inside their heads. It’s as if their brains are in a constant feedback loop, feeding off Trump is a Nazi, fascist, white supremacist, KKK, Hitler, misogynist, racist, Islamophobe, homophobe, transphobe, phobophobe, Mussolini, Caligula, Putin, lover, blah blah blah. But the scary part is that they may use these sum of all fears and feel that anything is justified to stop such a person. They are already quite a long way down that path” – Top comment on TownHall’s article “Trump: I’ll Be a Dictator…but Only for One Day.”
“PEOPLE!! You can’t fault Disney for ADVERTISING where pedos and perverts hang out – they are their CUSTOMERS! Disney’s products are GEARED towards the leftists and promote the gay agenda! Now you can CALL THEM OUT for it, but they know where their ads make an impact!” – Top comment on the BizPacReview article “Disney takes MAJOR heat for X boycott after Meta is sued for enabling child sexual abuse.” Such wit and brilliance on an important issue.
“As much as I like tax and spending cuts, I would trade that for states passing laws restricting voting to in-person voting, on election day, with voter ID verification. It would be worth every penny” – Top comment on TownHall’s article “Residents in These Republican-Led States Have More Money for Christmas Shopping Despite Bidenomics.” Now THAT’S a guy with his priorities in order.
Is anyone going to talk about Rep Brandon Williams having raised a very talented daughter?
Asking for a friend. 😜
— George Santos (@MrSantosNY) December 8, 2023