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Orange Dictator claims he was “joking” with dictator talk

“Fake News writer Peter ‘Obama’ Baker of the Failing New York Times (READERSHIP & SUBSCRIPTIONS WAY DOWN FROM THE GOOD OL’ TRUMP YEARS!), whose claim to fame is that, ‘he will never write anything good about the GREAT job President Trump did,’ just wrote, in a major, front page story, that I want to be a Dictator, but doesn’t mention it was said in a joking manner, and completed with ‘but only for a day, because I’m going to close the Border, and DRILL, DRILL, DRILL,’ a much different attitude and meaning!” writes fat former President Trump on Truth Social.

Put this together with Maggie Haberman telling CNN’s Kaitlan Collins that the fat fuck’s campaign knows the democracy thing is “a trouble spot” and “a concern to voters,” his minions freaking out over who leaked to Axios that Melania wants Tucker Carlson to be vice president, Kevin McCarthy saying “he’s gotta stop,” and then that large-headed asshole freaking out last month you can see how the MAGA Reich just miiiiiight finally be realizing they’re going too far with this batshittery.

In related news, Team Orange also freaked out over Jack Smith going to the Supreme Court to expedite Donald’s “presidential immunity” appeal in the DC case, writing “There is absolutely no reason to rush this sham to trial except to injure President Trump and tens of millions of his supporters. President Trump will continue to fight for Justice and oppose these authoritarian tactics,” among other transparent panic over Smith possibly spoking their delay tactics.

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