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Step on this – while you’re barefoot – libs! And holy fuck fat former President Trump just posted this to his Truth Social feed because nothing from your childhood can remain innocent and uncorrupted any more. We might’ve skipped this (legitimately well-made) clip it if not for the accurate portrayal of the ethnic and sartorial homogeneity of the crowd at a Trump rally. Which leads us to at least consider the possibility that this was a troll job by some smart-ass liberal to that very end, tricking the fat bastard with the crisp animation and bronze (not orange) skin tone into sharing a depiction of his “Silent Majority” as soulless plastic automatons that move only at his command.

Later Trump posted a rant about Michigan Dem Congresswoman Debbie Dingell, writing that he “gave, as President, her long serving husband [former 25-term Congressman John Dingell], the absolute highest US honors for his funeral, a really big deal, she called me, crying almost uncontrollably, to say that she couldn’t believe I was willing to do that for a Democrat. She thanked me profusely. Two months later, she was back on the trail ranting and raving about ‘TRUMP.'”

Trump left out that later that year he had told his fans that John Dingell was burning in hell.

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