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Inmate P01135809 still not over latest Smith motion

“Crooked Joe Biden’s Prosecutorial Thug, Deranged Jack Smith, who is fighting viciously to damage his corrupt bosses Political Opponent, ME, much as they do in Third World Countries, wants to take away my right of Free Speech. He doesn’t want me to speak about the Rigged and Stollen Presidential Election of 2020, where the Evidence is MASSIVE & CONCLUSIVE, or Nancy Pelosi’s turning down 10,000 troops for January 6th, which would have quickly ended any problems, or why and how the Unselect Committee of Political Thugs & Misfits illegally deleted and destroyed all information and evidence pertaining to their findings, which we were going to use in our defence.”

“Why isn’t Deranged Jack investigating them for this destruction of important documents that were vital to my defense in any upcoming or potential trial? Because under Crooked Joe Biden we have become a two tiered system of INJUSTICE!” writes disgraced former President Trump on Truth Social, still freaking the fuck out over Smith’s Wednesday motion asking the court to limit Team Orange’s defense case in front of the jury to matters concerning objective reality.

It’s clear Trump should fire his lawyers if they can’t come up with a stack of sworn affidavits signed by reputable and respected public officials supporting all his claims about Venezuelan hacking operations and the House January 6th Select Committee illegally deleting evidence and Nancy Pelosi not ordering 10,000 troops to the Capitol to be ready to open fire on the MAGA rioters.

The fat bastard also posted “OUR BORDER IS OUT OF CONTROL LIKE NO BORDER IN HISTORY, FROM ANY COUNTRY, HAS EVER BEEN. WE ARE BEING EXTORTED BY MÉXICO AND OTHER COUNTRIES, WHEN IT SHOULD BE THE OTHER WAY AROUND,” making it clear that extortion is a plank of Trump’s foreign policy platform, even though we were told that was a “hoax” back in 2019.

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