After being shown the flabbergasting clip of Preacher of the House Mike Johnson and his “cronies” on a field trip to the border, claiming he’s spoken to Border Patrol agents who told him they don’t want $14 billion in manpower and equipment, as the Biden Administration proposed, Democratic Texas Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett’s eyes display her shock at Johnson’s unrealistic claim that what the officers want is only policy change. After pointing out that many of the Border Patrol agents are being pulled away from their families to placate conservative furor, Crockett countered Johnson: “I will disagree and say that they need the funding, but I will also agree that there needs to be policy changes as well. It’s not about doing one or the other. It’s about doing both.” That, Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea, is how you undercut the performance art of the House Republican Conference.