Hunter Biden’s lawyer Abbe Lowell told House GOP shitheads James Comer and Jim Jordan in a letter on Friday that they’re going to have to start the whole subpoena process over again because they issued their to Hunter before the full House authorized the impeachment inquiry, per the 2019 Trump Justice Department OLC memo that stated no subpoena from an unauthorized impeachment inquiry can be enforceable. This was just about an hour after white nationalist House Majority Whip Steve Scalise announced the vote to hold Hunter in contempt and refer it to the Justice Department would be held next, making them look even more like assholes for this incompetent investigation.

“The November 8 and 9, 2023, deposition subpoenas to Mr Biden and the contempt resolutions approved by your committees on January 10, 2024, based on those subpoenas were and are legally invalid. You have not explained why you are not interested in transparency and having the American people witness the full and complete testimony of Mr Biden at a public hearing. If you issue a new proper subpoena, now that there is a duly authorized impeachment inquiry, Mr Biden will comply for a hearing or deposition. We will accept such a subpoena on Mr Biden’s behalf,” Lowell wrote after explaining very slowly to the two morons exactly when and where they fucked this up.

Brilliantly played as usual by Lowell. Either those two look even more like idiots and re-do it to get what they want or the contempt gets tied up in court for at least a year and they don’t.