The Biden Campaign’s hiring team have instituted a moratorium on mentioning Taylor Swift in job applications for social media positions as they have more than enough suggestions on how to put the 21st century’s female Elvis Presley to work for the president’s reelection bid, the New York Times reports in a medium length story about the overall strategy of the effort.
Sunday’s win for the Kansas City Chiefs over the Baltimore Ravens – replete with dozens of camera cuts to the superstar in her luxury box as she cheered on boyfriend tight end Travis Kelce – brought a fresh flurry of reminders of how badly MAGA nation is freaking the fuck out over Swift’s potential impact on the race. They’re probably right to be worried. Like it’s not too wishcast-y to just say it, that the absolute best case scenario for them is that Swift simply stays out of politics this year so the fanboys don’t have to keep embarrassing themselves with this shit. Every time they trash her it just exacerbates the fear of her potential impact on the “final battle” for America.