In what should be surprising to approximately zero of those who pay the slightest bit of attention to American politics, Rolling Stone reports that disgraced former President Trump’s lackeys are planning to copy a page out of Belarusian dictator Alexander Lukashenko’s book on applying the rule of law to the presidency and will have the Justice Department’s Office of Legal Counsel put out a binding opinion shielding the fat bastard from any and every prosecution, permanently affording him immunity for his actions for the rest of his hopefully short life should he return to power.
Now you might be asking how Donald and his minions would square that aim with his constant promises to have Joe Biden prosecuted in retaliation. Don’t worry, Team Orange already has a plan for that: They won’t have the OLC issue the opinion until “later in [Trump’s second] term,” until after Biden would supposedly go on trial for whatever the fuck it is they would make up.