Michigan GOP's new Antipope invested in fetal remains disposal

The only part of the headline we made up is the “Antipope” part… It’s just that this new Michigan state GOP chairman, former Congressman Pete Hoekstra, who’s supposed to be taking over now that the QAnon freak Kristina Karamo was supposedly ousted is now in Fox News’s crosshairs because he once invested $500,000 in a company specializing in disposal of aborted fetal remains.

MAGA Land feels for poor kids getting cut off from child care but…

Jim Jordan wrestles to contain his love for and deep trust in Trump

PRESIDENT SHARES IMPORTANT MEDICAL ADVICE

Rhode Island GOP chair resigning due to having to hold day job

Oklahoma overtakes Florida as lightning-est state

Florida MAGA Congresswoman so sure Trump will back Machado

Thune “hoping to find out more” about Trump running Venezuela

Venezuela Fury thinks wedding will be in May or June

Regime rages over regular expression of capitalist free speech

Amy Klobuchar eyeing gubernatorial bid

Maduro pleads not guilty to aggravated Venezuelanism

WATCH LIVE: Junior ambassadors hold major Model UN summit

Mark Kelly tells Hegseth to go fuck himself, vows to fight demotion

Hardcore MAGA incel Colton Moore running to replace QAdulteress

Hegseth pussies out of court-martialing Mark Kelly

Cranky slob screaming at MSM for insufficient supplication again

Tim Walz drops reelection bid

“GUYS! YOU CANNOT BE ADJUSTING HIS LIGHT!”

Cuba says at least 32 military officers killed in Caracas raid

Fox News reports Trump DHS failed to protect Jaydee’s mansion

Seriously and literally shut the hell up, Politico Playbook

Surprise! Orange Warlord snubbed Machado because she kept Nobel Peace Prize instead of giving it to him: Washington Post

LISTEN LIVE: Fat Hitler does another stupid audio-only “gaggle”

Delcy Rodriguez sold Maduro out to Trump regime: report

Dan Bongino officially returns to civilian podcasting life

Marco says libs too fixated on who runs Venezuela: Live updates

Massive Hot Wheels heist investigated by Washington sheriff

This Venezuela thing is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

WATCH LIVE: Orange God Emperor celebrates V-VZ Day

Texas Dem Greg Casar demands immediate war powers vote

“Something is gonna have to be done with Mexico”

Some stuff happened in Venezuela overnight

Dave Portnoy just asking questions about Stefon Diggs charges

Wisconsin family’s GoFundMe omits Trump from “novelty $100 bill”

“Clavicular” ignores heat from MAGA allies, not backing down on claim Jaydee has too weak of a jawline to be the next president

Firewood supply facility destroyed in fire fueled by, well, you know

Decrepit old bastard celebrates “acing” another dementia test

Maduro regime detains at least five Americans

“Let’s talk about health for the 25th time… My health is perfect”

Eric Adams was in Times Square to ring in the end of his career

House Judiciary releases Jack Smith interview transcript

Michael Rapaport announces four year long NYC mayoral bid

“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN” added to post all but calling for a violent rampage targeting Minnesota’s Somali community

Karoline vows to continue promising to take action against fraud

Fat idiot selective in his propaganda, per usual

Netanyahu asked Trump for a “second round” with Iran: report

Mar-a-Lago sent female employees on “house calls” to Jeff

Demented old slob adds 14 percent to already bullshit poll finding

Mali and Burkina Faso ban Americans

Orange God Emperor vetoes bill for Colorado’s water supply