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No charges to be filed in sex video incident: US Capitol Police

“For now, we are closing the investigation into the facts and circumstances surrounding a sex video that was recorded inside the Hart Senate Office Building on the morning of Wednesday, December 13. After consulting with federal and local prosecutors, as well as doing a comprehensive investigation and review of possible charges, it was determined that despite a likely violation of Congressional policy – there is currently no evidence that a crime was committed.”

“Although the hearing room was not open to the public at the time, the Congressional staffer involved had access to the room. The two people of interest were not cooperative, nor were the elements of any of the possible crimes met. The Congressional staffer, who has since resigned from his job, exercised his Fifth Amendment right to remain silent and refused to talk to us. Our investigators are willing to review new evidence should any come to light,” says the US Capitol police in a statement about Aidan Maese-Czeropski, the now-former staffer for Dem Senator Ben Cardin filming himself having sex with another dude in the Judiciary Committee’s hearing room.

Well this is going to piss off the fanboys desperate for some kind of vengeance over January 6th.

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