Defense official denies setting up Taylor Swift with Travis Kelce

Asked to comment on the conspiracy theories that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s relationship is an elaborate psy-op to elevate her profile ahead of an expected endorsement of Joe Biden in the 2024 election thereby dooming fat former President Trump, a senior Defense Department official tells Politico that “The absurdity of it all boggles the mind. It feels like one of those ‘tell me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist, without telling me you are a MAGA conspiracy theorist’ memes.”

Another unnamed Pentagon official wondered aloud if it was “Team Trump’s new Comet Ping-Pong pizzagate.” It’s not clear if this person is a career official or a Biden appointee, but it’s still pretty impressive that this is how they talk about MAGA when granted anonymity.

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