NYC Mayor Eric Adams at K5’s swearing-in ceremony.
Decorated NYPD Robo-Officer K5 was laid to rest in a vacant storefront in the city’s Times Square subway station on Friday after six months of brave service to Gotham, 1010 WINS reports. Some New Yorkers were happy to see the robot put into possibly permanent stasis. “I said this was a trash can on wheels, but it looks like the wheels aren’t even working at this point,” said Albert Fox Cahn, the executive director of some lefty group. “With major crimes down and the mayor mandating budget cuts across city agencies, why are we spending so much money on these gadgets?”