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Watters wafts odiferous conspiracy potpourri

“The border bill was just a government jobs bill for amnesty,” Jesse Watters says nonsensically.  (Seriously, that doesn’t make a bit of sense.). “Politicians wanted to hire four thousand asylum officers to rubberstamp asylum requests.  ‘Member the main qualification to hire anybody, especially an asylum officer, is equity says the binder.  Translation:  the DEI hires are approving every asylum request, and they grow the ranks of government unions and their dues go to Democrat Super PACs.  I guarantee you Biden’s DEI asylum officers probably taking kick backs from asylum applicants.  Li’l envelope under the table.  Yup, welcome to America!”

Nice equivocation:  “I guarantee you… probably taking kick backs…”  But what do you expect from professionally low-intelligence Jesse, who throws out a baseless conspiracy theory covering migrants, unions, corruption, DEI, and Joe Biden in an MTG-esque conspiracy theory?  Fox “News”–and they earned those quotation marks–should have learned 787.5 million times that they need to empower fact checkers.

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