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Team Orange looking to Judge Cannon to help block DC trial

Disgraced former President Trump’s lawyers are planning to lean on MAGA Florida federal Judge Aileen Cannon’s incompetent handling of the case brought by Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith over the fat fuck’s theft of classified documents from the White House to block the case over his post-2020 election coup attempt from going to trial in DC before the election, CNN reports.

As everyone eager to see the orange slob face convicted in a federal court before the election is well aware, the DC case is not going to trial on March 4th as originally scheduled because the Supreme Court are taking their sweet fucking time rejecting his “presidential immunity” bid, and instead he’ll go on trial in Manhattan late next month for the Stormy Daniels hush money payoff.

The earliest Trump could go on trial in DC is, if the Supremes deny certiorari this week, on May 12th, which runs into Cannon’s May 25th start date. The Mar-a-Lago trial is not going to go to trial in May, but the thinking is among Trump’s minions is that they can get Cannon to keep the DC trial in limbo by having Cannon keep moving the window. “Trump’s team believes the Mar-a-Lago case, if it’s moved July, could box out Chutkan from putting the federal election subversion case on the schedule once Supreme Court appeals are addressed. When July nears, Trump’s team or the special counsel’s office could ask Cannon again to move the Mar-a-Lago trial back, and she may consider it because of the complexities in the case,” CNN writes about the complex maneuvering.

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