The Republican Caucasians continue to fall in lockstep with the far-right of the GOP, shoving Donald Trump towards the nomination with the fervor of the Traffic Cone Tyrant targeting the Mar-a-Lago omelet station. Per the Washington Post, the Republican caucuses in Missouri and Michigan handing all their respective delegates to Trump, and the Idaho caucus will likely result in Trump getting most, if not all, of their available delegates.
Oh, in case you’re wondering how Michigan is re-allocating delegates after last week’s Michigan primary, the one which spawned the National Zero Housemother: The Michigan state GOP only allowed voters to allot sixteen delegates, leaving the remaining 39 to go to the hand-picked choice of Party leadership, which went unironically to the guy who said he would dismantle the Swamp.