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Orange Defendant still crying about non-applicable DOJ rule

“We’re in the middle of an Election. We have Super Tuesday coming up very shortly. According to Justice Department guidelines, they shouldn’t be prosecuting me: ‘Federal prosecutors and agents may never select the timing of any action, including investigative steps, criminal charges, or statements, for the purpose of affecting any election, or for the purpose of giving an advantage or disadvantage to any candidate or political party.’ THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND SHOULD BE STOPPED IN THE COURTS!” posted fat former President Trump on Truth Social, writing literally why the Justice Department guidelines do not apply in his case because “investigative steps, criminal charges, or statements” are not the same as prosecuting a preexisting indictment, a position special counsel Jack Smith and his team on Friday specifically stated in a court hearing.

Just prior to that he also crowed “The Supreme Court will address the historic question of Presidential Immunity. Without Presidential Immunity, the President cannot function, as his Political Opponents will blackmail and extort him with the threat of wrongful prosecution at every turn. I look forward to presenting my case to the Supreme Court,” rubbing it in libs’ faces that his DC trial is delayed another few months because of the Supreme Cunts setting arguments for April 22.

A number of experts including George Conway and former Mueller team prosecutor Andrew Weissman said in podcasts recorded after that order on Wednesday that what looks like a win at first does also put Trump in serious danger of still being on trial on Election Day or convicted days beforehand, which might actually be worse for him than if a guilty verdict had come months earlier, as the MAGA propaganda industrial complex needs time to work to memory hole bad news.

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