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Fat Donald thirsty for debate

“It is important, for the Good of our Country, that Joe Biden and I Debate Issues that are so vital to America, and the American People. Therefore, I am calling for Debates, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANYPLACE! The Debates can be run by the Corrupt DNC, or their Subsidiary, the Commission on Presidential Debates (CPD). I look forward to receiving a response. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” writes disgraced former President Trump, who had forced Ronna Not-Romney to go through a whole song and dance of withdrawing from the Debate Commission.

This is the kind of overconfidence that led to the shitshow that was the first debate in 2020, when Trump and the entire MAGA propaganda industrial complex created these expectations that Joe Biden was going to die on stage and that he was on drugs or whatever and then it just devolved into a complete disaster for Trump, even leading to a mute button being added for the second one.

Trump was also “pleased to inform you that tomorrow night we will be doing a LIVE, Play by Play, of Crooked Joe Biden’s State of the Union Address. I will correct, in rapid response, any and all inaccurate Statements, especially pertaining to the Border and his Weaponization of the DOJ, FBI, AGs, and District Attorneys, to go after his Political Opponent, ME (something never done before in this Country!). We did this once before to tremendous success – Beating All Records. It is important for the Country to get the TRUTH!” as if the entire government revolves around Trump’s indictments and Biden’s going to be talking about them in the State of The Union address.

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