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“Voters in the Commonwealth and across the country have spoken loudly for President Donald J Trump and I endorse him for President of the United States. His record on border security, restoring American leadership around the world, reducing taxes and lowering the cost of living for all Americans stands in stark contrast to the open borders, failed leadership on the global stage, rampant inflation and higher costs of today. It’s time to unite around strong leadership and policies that grow our great nation, not four more years of President Biden,” – Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin, about 16 months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Young Kin (now that’s an interesting take. Sounds Chinese, doesn’t it?) in Virginia couldn’t have won without me. I Endorsed him, did a very big Trump Rally for him telephonically, got MAGA to Vote for him – or he couldn’t have come close to winning. But he knows that, and admits it,” in a Truth Social post.

“Joe Biden has been a disaster for our country. Higher prices, inflation, an open border, crime, and the destruction of America’s image on the world stage. I will do everything to defeat him and elect Donald J Trump for President of the United States! 🇺🇸” – Iowa Governor Kim Reynolds, about four months after the Orange God Emperor wrote “Kim Reynolds of Iowa has gone from a popular Governor to the MOST UNPOPULAR GOVERNOR IN THE UNITED STATES, not an easy feat. Her Endorsement of Ron DeSanctimonious, who is 50 Points down to me in the Polls, has given him exactly ZERO ‘Bounce.’ He is a wounded bird falling violently from the sky. I wonder what position Kim was promised in order to back someone who is sooo far down?” in a Truth Social post.

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