Presidential actors give president advice on how to president

You may’ve heard I’ve got a big speech coming up.

So, I thought I would hear from some folks who have done the job before – sort of. pic.twitter.com/7wFYVQm7Xm

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 7, 2024

Missing from that Zoom call were Danny Glover, Meryl Streep, Nick Offerman, Jamie Foxx, Gene Hackman, Kiefer Sutherland, Harrison Ford, Martin Sheen, and a whole bunch of others who probably should’ve been invited. Also what the hell is with Morgan Freeman saying all he had to deal with was a meteor in Deep Impact? Did he forget about the coup attempt in Angel Has Fallen?

“WOKE ALERT: ZYN”

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Yes they can! Yes they can! Yes they can!

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