Montana Freedom Caucasian Matt Rosendale drops reelection bid

Following weeks of back and forth over his 2024 campaign plans, Montana Freedom Caucasian Matt Rosendale on Friday announced he was no longer running for the House or Senate in November.

Rosendale cited some shit about threats to his family and “false and defamatory rumors,” as in that story about him supposedly having impregnated a 20 year-old staffer which is, uh… Why the fuck would he even be bringing that up if his retirement has nothing to do with it?

WAR FOR THE WHITE HOUSE 2024: Friday, November 1st

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