The committee investigating the House January 6th Select Committee’s investigation of January 6th, led by credibly suspected traitor Georgia MAGA Congressman Barry Loudermilk, will attempt to debunk the infamous “steering wheel grab incident” from the day – in which fat former President Trump threw a tantrum and assaulted Secret Service agents in the presidential SUV when they told him they could not and would not drive him to the Capitol just as the riot was starting – as part of a “sweeping” report to be released on Monday, according to an excerpt obtained by NBC News.

“None of the White House Employees corroborated Hutchinson’s sensational story about President Trump lunging for the steering wheel of the Beast. However, some witnesses did describe the President’s mood after the speech at the Ellipse,” the excerpt says, detailing that although another White House employee described Trump as “irate” upon his return from the Ellipse rally, “it is highly improbable that the other White House Employees would have heard about the President’s mood in the SUV following his speech at the Ellipse but not heard the sensational story that Hutchinson claims [Tony] Ornato told her after returning to the White House on January 6.”

For those keeping score at home this is what House Republicans are slapping together to help Trump squeak out a win in the Electoral College: A report that says it’s “highly unlikely” that he tried to choke a Secret Service agent and then grabbed the steering wheel of the SUV when they told him he couldn’t join a violent mob that was then minutes away from sacking the US Capitol.