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Beavers munching their way into Northern Alaska: Wildlife experts tell the Anchorage Daily News that, as global warming increases the spread of trees into what had been bare tundra in recent years, beavers have expanded their natural habitat as well. University of Alaska Fairbanks ecology Professor Ken Tape, who really likes looking at beavers, has even gone to far as to establish the Arctic Beaver Observation Network, which is something of a command center for Alaskan beaver watching. “It basically changes from a little stream into a sprawling wetlands,” Tape said, pointing to satellite images of one site where beavers have had major impacts on local ecosystems.

Rats getting high as fuck in the Big Easy: New Orleans Police Department Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick on Monday told a city council meeting that the force’s aging headquarters building on Orleans Avenue and Broad Street is falling apart and infested with rats – that have started eating the stored weed in the evidence locker, NOLA.com reports. “The rats are eating our marijuana,” said Kirkpatrick at a Criminal Justice Committee meeting on Monday. “They’re all high.”

Chuck Todd doesn’t have anything to say about Biden’s State of The Union Address: Former Meet The Press anchor (but still employed by NBC) Chuck Todd on Thursday afternoon tweeted “If you don’t think the SOTU matters, then don’t waste my time emailing multiple press releases, substacks and columns telling me that the SOTU doesn’t matter. Here’s a crazy idea: maybe simply write about something else,” then retweeted two other guys and hasn’t posted anything since. Seems almost like he’s disappointed or something. Like if it was that important why didn’t he follow up?

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Missouri Domino’s guy hits non-tipping customer with car

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Oxycontin maker ODs on bankruptcy

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President advertises his mastery at card game for first graders

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Spirit Airlines officially shuts down

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More than half of Daily Wire staff laid off

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Orange Allah anoints McConnell successor

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The Villages hosts their idiot: Live Video

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Fourteen IRGC troops dead from an “explosion of bomb remnants”

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Pew pollsters pew-pew presidential-proval

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WATCH LIVE-ish: Grandpa rambles to reporters aimlessly

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Camp Mystic not reopening this summer

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The Spirit of ’26: WSJ reports airline dead after Trump rug pull

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Self-backed into a corner, Buddy Carter blames gas prices on Dems

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Louisiana Dem sues to block Landry gerrymander speedrun

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Whistleblower says what you already guessed about SPLC case

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“Lib terrorists did it” trending in unfurnished basements nationwide

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Iranians digging into missile reserves more literally than you think

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Kemp not trying to redraw Georgia map before November

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RonAnon encourages fans to make their vote count in mentally ill colleague’s non-binding Twitter poll that bots can click yes on

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Todd Blanche dusted off “8647” case to earn formal AG nod

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FEMA rehires 14 signatories of “Katrina declaration”

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Scott Jennings snaps “get your fucking hand out of my face”

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DOGEcels exposed healthcare providers’ Social Security numbers

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WATCH LIVE: Faithful disciples surround Orange Jesus with love

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Stereotypical boomer hell bent on pulling the ladder up behind him

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White collar criminal brimming with tiresome personal insecurities

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Large animatronic dinosaur fire claims large animatronic dinosaur

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Orange Felon pulls plug on shitbrained quack surgeon general pick

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WATCH LIVE: Drunken Fox News washout suffers more indignities

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Big Rotisserie subverts democracy

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President declares the American people “angry” with “seriously unfunny” Jimmy Kimmel, stresses urgency for ABC to fire him

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Maine Gov Janet Mills drops Senate campaign

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Steve Scalise’s gas price narrative could use some work

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Scientology rages at Xenu cultists “speedrunning” into sanctums

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White House ballroom approval stuck at 28 percent: poll

3 days ago

Fox News reports foreign disinformation campaigns bad for public

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LIV Golf to be sawed up into tiny pieces

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Powell to stay on Fed Board until he decides to quit

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Galactic space commander fetes lowly underlings: Watch Live

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Superman: The Ride suffers diminution and leveling of breakdown

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Orange Sun Tzu says his Iran naval blockade better than bombing

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Jim Jordan wrestles with being informed in real time that he just admitted Comey case is politically-motivated retribution

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Luna, Hageman, and Biggs sink House GOP voting agenda

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Supreme Court rules 6-3 for MAGA in racial redistricting case

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WATCH LIVE: Sub-competent dipshit Pete Hegseth vs Congress

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House Oversight says Bondi to testify next month

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“The most powerful person to ever live”

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Fuck your feelings statistical data that contradicts my feelings

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No perp walk expected for Comey

3 days ago

Indiana Dem arrested for Don Jr style campaigning

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