Former Biden classified documents fuckup investigation special counsel Robert K Hur will testify before spandex-wearing grapple-freak Jim Jordan’s House Judiciary Committee on Tuesday, just hours after the transcript of Hur’s October 2023 interview with the president revealed that the Republican prosecutor had at best grossly exaggerated the extent of Biden’s memory lapses – and more plainly exposed Hur as a partisan twat who wanted to help the GOP feel like they got a win politically when fat former President Trump faces trial for far worse mishandling of top secret info.
Media Matters’ Matthew Gertz nicely sums up the shitstorm Hur walked the media into with “The Washington Post ran 33 stories about Biden’s mental fitness in the four days following the Hur report, per @JuddLegum. After reviewing the transcript, the paper concludes that Biden ‘doesn’t come across as being as absent-minded as Hur has made him out to be.'” Here’s hoping House Judiciary Democrats drank some extra Red Bull this morning when they face this son of a bitch.