“So there’s something you need to know about me,” Ohio Republican Senate candidate and Trump-endorsed car dealer Bernie Moreno, who was recently found to have once placed an ad for a male sexual companion on an online hook-up site, advises the crowd as he warms up a Trump rally in Ohio. “I am one of the luckiest people you’ll ever meet because 35 years ago, I won the lottery and got to marry that woman right there.” Which is a completely normal way for a politician who’s really, really not sexually attracted to men to open his speech, right?