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Feels like it’s been a while since the right wing propaganda industrial complex freaked the fuck out so uniformly (with one minor exception right below) over some shit that came out of their dear leader’s mouth. Funny how the actual policy stuff – abortion, tariffs, etc – that he spews out doesn’t ever seem to worry the vox populi of the MAGA web as much as this “bloodbath” comment did:

“I watched a clip of the comments in question, and I don’t think Trump was ‘looking for’ anything. He was speaking spontaneously, talking about Chinese inroads into the auto industry and about China building plants in Mexico, and – as he often does – he used a flamboyant term – ‘bloodbath’ – to describe chaos in the auto industry and the economy in general if Biden wins in November. He was not threatening violence, he was not shouting and angry like Biden, and he was not bathed in menacing red light” – The current top comment on the PJ Media article titled “Trump Warns of a ‘Bloodbath’ if He’s Not Elected. The Reaction Is Exactly What Trump Was Looking For.” The PJ Media writer, Rick Moran, seems to have kind of zigged when he was supposed to zag in when he wrote glowingly that “Donald Trump pulled his ‘Charlie Brown and Lucy Disappearing Football Trick’ at a rally in Ohio on Saturday. And like Charlie Brown, Joe Biden and the media fell for it again.”

“And remember, they convinced half of the electorate that it was Sarah Palin and not Tina Fey that said, ‘I can see Russia from my house'” – Top comment on an Instapundit post about the headlines.

“There is no bottom to how low the Democrats will go to win in November. This is mild compared to what is to come from them” – Top comment on Red State’s article, titled “They Have No Conscience: Pelosi Spreads New Hoax Against Trump.” Lol at the headline and inshallah to the commenter.

“Unfortunately, way too many Americans STILL take what the media puts out, as gospel” – The top comment on the Right Scoop’s article. Nailed it. News consumers have to be more skeptical these days… unless it’s from any one of the outlets linked in this article. They’re not “the media,” lol.

“But they have no problem with Biden threatening to use F 16s against American citizens, more than once… Their faux outrage is hilarious” – Top comment on Gateway Pundit’s article. No idea what the fuck this moron is talking about with using F-16 fighter jets on Americans. It’s not like any of the replies expressed any skepticism or even a “Huh, I never heard about that. Where’d you read it?”

“Bloodbath (noun): Substantial losses by many people, as in a mass termination of employment or widespread financial loss. ‘the sudden market drop created a bloodbath among overoptimistic investors'” – Top comment on Fox News’s article. A verbatim in quotations search of the example in that definition reveals that the commenter copied it from FreeDictionary.org, where it’s actually the second definition of “bloodbath.” The first is “indiscriminate slaughter,” which is interesting given that this whole “controversy” centers on accusations of ignoring context and selective parsing.

“It’s all the left ever has. Lies and made up facts” – Top Comment at WLTReport. 10/10 no notes.

“Lets address the massive elephant in the room here. Donald J Trump is a SAINT compared to Brandon, and every other left wing politician. I’m absolutely flabbergasted that ANYONE watches CNN or similar fake news propaganda sites. The left continuously incite violence almost on a day to day basis, from Maxine Waters, to Upchuck Schumer. They are all foul and disgusting. DJT says to ‘March peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard’, and some how the alt-leftists state that is somehow an incitement of violence. I’m sick to death of the woke lefts pathological lies” – Top comment on Blaze Media’s article. Some of you may be starting to notice that right wing website comments contain a lot of grievances. One could even say that it’s something of a theme.

“Trump was speaking about autoworker jobs and part suppliers jobs and said ‘Now, if I don’t get elected it’s going to be a bloodbath for the country.’ referring to the import cars coming from Asia and the lost of work and he would impose tariffs on imports. They spin everything to rile the masses against Trump. Can’t do or say ANYTHING honestly. We HAVE to get rid of these haters and liars and anti-Americans. I hope a lot of Dems realize what they are doing and dump them” – The top comment on Breitbart’s article. Have to wonder what the context of the “We HAVE to get rid of these haters and liars and anti-Americans” part is supposed to be here. No way it’s anything violent, right?

“I think the Democrats are desperate for a ‘talking point’. They will even mislead the American electorate. Didn’t Eric Holder recently comment on how the media will change coverage which will help Biden win? Does someone have mind control over these liberal media nitwits??” – Top comment on the Daily Caller’s article. This whole “complete lack of self-awareness” thing is sort of getting old.

“What depresses me is the amount of people who STILL get their information from the MSM. It’s just so frustrating that so many people are just SO gullible. How do they ignore all the evidence that Biden and the dems lie about EVERYTHING, every chance they get” – Top comment on Town Hall’s article. So old. As is fashioning oneself as a renegade thought criminal who just put on the sunglasses in They Live. There were only so many pairs in that box Roddy Piper was able to save.

“Trump spoke metaphorically if Biden wins. If Trump wins, literal blood will be shed and the violence will come from the left” – Top comment on Twitchy’s article. Honestly this is the kind of spin we would have expected to see rather than the “context” freakout someone pulled the trigger on. Why is a random commenter on some bullshit MAGA site doing a better job than Trump’s campaign?

“Classic commie projection… There will be a bloodbath, because all the terrorists and illegals and Antifa and jogger platoons will be activated” – Top reply to a Patriots.win post titled “You’re thinking, ‘I already hate the media quite enough,’ but you don’t.” Can’t tell if this dipshit got it backwards and says it’ll be an Antifa-terrorist-illegal-jogger(?) bloodbath if Biden wins or if Trump wins.

Also from Patriots.win, also probably in favor of a “bloodbath” either way.

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