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Ohio Republican pre-concedes 2nd District primary

“Derek Myers, the American First [sic] candidate in the 11-way primary race for the Republican nomination in Ohio’s Second Congressional Race has conceded. ‘Tonight did not go as we had hoped, but as we know, this race is decided in the primary. I want to give my congratulations to the Congressman-Elect. I’m looking forward to uniting behind him and working with him to get President Trump re-elected to the White House and evicting Joe Biden'” Derek said from a private watch party in Chillicothe, surrounded by 100 of his close friends and supporters. ‘Listen, I’m in my thirties and I’ve got thirty-or-fifty more years left – and that’s if I live a good life. I’m looking forward to staying in the arena of Ohio politics and working with all Republicans to make Ohio great again!” says a press release from Ohio 2nd District Republican primary candidate Derek Myers’s campaign.

Polls have not closed, nor is it “tonight” yet, so it’s obvious the dumbass’s campaign sent this out to the media accidentally… as was this obviously very much staged video with fake audio of the crowd, lol. Myers’s previous claim to fame was accusing George Santos of sexually harassing and extorting him for “pizza” during a very brief stint that Myers worked on the future convict’s staff.

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